From USA Today:
“Prosecutors are accusing former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and his wife, Maureen, of accepting more than $165,000 in gifts and loans from wealthy businessman Jonnie Williams. The then-chief executive of Virginia-based public company Star Scientific was hoping for the governor’s endorsement for and state research on one of his company’s dietary supplements, Anatabloc, to help boost sales.
A federal grand jury indicted the couple, both 60 at the tine of the trial, on 14 counts of corruption, accepting bribes and obstructing an investigation in January, 10 days after Bob McDonnell left office.”
I am laughing so hard, I can’t write right now. Their defense belongs with the twinkie defense and the Affluenza defense (the rich kid who killed 4 people while DWI who got fancy treatment because he was unable to discern responsible conduct, even after repeated DWIs).
To wit: “I was enabling my wife’s fancy man who paid for my gifts, give me loans that I greedily asked for, all while he serviced and squired my wife and made it rain–while they refrained, but I took no notice–I was too busy performing constituent service like any politician for a citizen who had just promised to loan me $20K; so fair a man am I, I looked the other way when he came by the mansion to see my wife; I trusted her, even though our communication was broken and I was broke; I know it looks bad, but this is straight up. For real.”
I want the book rights! There’s a best seller there.